Emily, England, 19


remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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What’s In A Latin Name: The Legacy of Linnaeus

did you know that there are multiple instances of scientists taking pettiness to another level by naming species after their rivals


there is a species of mussel literally called ‘Fat Warburg’ just because some early 1900s dude thought this would be an appropriate way to insult his nemesis

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Carl Linnaeus was not above jabs at personal enemies by naming certain species for them. For example, he named a weed that produces a nasty smelling fluid, Siegesbeckia, because he had a grudge against German botanist Johann Siegesbeck.


*stands to the left of chris evans and starts telling jokes, hoping*

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Anonymous asked: I think u get way too much hate bruh u made a mistake so what ur a human being




Thanks dude

did you send this to yourself


Moments of Kirk’s Befuddlement at Spock’s Behavior

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I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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Glitter Or Rainbow Platforms (you can open them and put stuff inside!)

no fucking way

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when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’

everyone lost their shit and i got second place

If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something

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You can’t force a meme, but you shouldn’t keep it hidden away from the world, either.

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because what better way to celebrate the 50th anniversary of star trek than having the director of the next film be a guy who thought making a one night stand joke would be a great reference to a character played by majel barrett, huge star trek icon and wife of star trek creator gene roddenberry

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